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Adventures in Spam Comments

Hello, everyone. I told you in my last post I would be starting a new series called Adventures in Spam Comments. This is my first edition. Some of these made me laugh very hard. I would like to give a quick shout out to Maggie. She had a post like this and I loved it.

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I am Jerome Allen Hickman I’m 97% aryan with 3% a lost Indian tribe I have ab positive blood the newest and only universal blood transfusion recipient blood I’m infinitely powerful in syncrinicity I am the Adam of a new species on this planet and this is my bible jahisprojectillogic.home.blog

~jahisprojectillogic

First of all, what? This is one of my favorites. I thought maybe I shouldn’t start with it because it is one of my favorites. However, I wanted to start off well. Oh man, this was great. Thank you, jahisprojectillogic, thank you.

Fantastic post however , I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject?

I’d be very grateful if you could elaborate a little bit further.
Thank you!

~Thaddeus

The most interesting thing about this is that it was on my Home page. I wasn’t talking
about anything besides myself, so he wants me to talk about…me? Well, okay then. 😂 It’s very interesting.

Guys, making some BIG cash in sports betting does not have
to be difficult (I used to feel it did). I’ll give you some advice right now. Search a sports betting systemknown as Zathvelax Code System (do a search on google). Seriously, that betting system has changed my life. I probably should not even be mentioning it because I do not want a bunch of other folks out there running the same “game” but whatever, I am just in a good mood today so I will share the wealth haha.
~Frederick
Well, well. Big cash? I love cash. Let’s be honest, who doesn’t? However. Again. On the home page. What an odd place to share about cash! It seems that this spammer is very considerate; which is odd for them being spammers. At least he was nice about it.

Hi there! I want to share with you a very important message going around the internet.

If your goverment requires you to receive a microchip under your skin, would you allow it?

Did you know that is the future we are approaching with RFID Microchip technology?

~Grace J

Let me go onto add that this comment has to be at least two pages long.

Two pages.

I’m not saying I’m not intrigued (yes, I kinda am, that’s not the point though…) This was on my Weekly Challenges when I was talking about NaNoWriMo or crafts. And she is talking about microchips. I think these people just bring so much joy into my life.


There aren’t many this time, but I do hope you liked this post. I’ll have more next time. Tell me what you thought of this post. It’s the first of many.

ariana

By Ariana Evans

I am a Christian teenager and blogger. I very much love my family and friends. I have two online businesses on my blog. I love to write & practice my photography.

31 replies on “Adventures in Spam Comments”

Hellooo, I’m Enni who wandered over here from a few other blogs. XD Goodness, these spam comments are absolutely bizarre but also hilarious. What a fun idea to write a post on it! 😀

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Yes, I used to have a serious spam problem on my blog (one time I got 55 overnight) as well, and some of them were quite hilarious. I got at least five spam comments about microchips as well, and I would say they were even longer than two pages! I love how they try to personalize them without actually personalizing them, like the “I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject?” one. One person wanted me to write an e-book on some topic I wrote about! xD

~Colton

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Oh my gosh hahah!!! That first one HAS to be one of my all-time favorites. 😂 What a hoot!
Thanks for doing a series like this! It’s so much fun to see what spam commenters will think will get them clicks. 😀

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