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Adventures in Spam Comments

Hello, everyone. I told you in my last post I would be starting a new series called Adventures in Spam Comments. This is my first edition. Some of these made me laugh very hard. I would like to give a quick shout out to Maggie. She had a post like this and I loved it.

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I am Jerome Allen Hickman I’m 97% aryan with 3% a lost Indian tribe I have ab positive blood the newest and only universal blood transfusion recipient blood I’m infinitely powerful in syncrinicity I am the Adam of a new species on this planet and this is my bible jahisprojectillogic.home.blog

~jahisprojectillogic

First of all, what? This is one of my favorites. I thought maybe I shouldn’t start with it because it is one of my favorites. However, I wanted to start off well. Oh man, this was great. Thank you, jahisprojectillogic, thank you.

Fantastic post however , I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject?

I’d be very grateful if you could elaborate a little bit further.
Thank you!

~Thaddeus

The most interesting thing about this is that it was on my Home page. I wasn’t talking
about anything besides myself, so he wants me to talk about…me? Well, okay then. 😂 It’s very interesting.

Guys, making some BIG cash in sports betting does not have
to be difficult (I used to feel it did). I’ll give you some advice right now. Search a sports betting systemknown as Zathvelax Code System (do a search on google). Seriously, that betting system has changed my life. I probably should not even be mentioning it because I do not want a bunch of other folks out there running the same “game” but whatever, I am just in a good mood today so I will share the wealth haha.
~Frederick
Well, well. Big cash? I love cash. Let’s be honest, who doesn’t? However. Again. On the home page. What an odd place to share about cash! It seems that this spammer is very considerate; which is odd for them being spammers. At least he was nice about it.

Hi there! I want to share with you a very important message going around the internet.

If your goverment requires you to receive a microchip under your skin, would you allow it?

Did you know that is the future we are approaching with RFID Microchip technology?

~Grace J

Let me go onto add that this comment has to be at least two pages long.

Two pages.

I’m not saying I’m not intrigued (yes, I kinda am, that’s not the point though…) This was on my Weekly Challenges when I was talking about NaNoWriMo or crafts. And she is talking about microchips. I think these people just bring so much joy into my life.


There aren’t many this time, but I do hope you liked this post. I’ll have more next time. Tell me what you thought of this post. It’s the first of many.

ariana

31 thoughts on “Adventures in Spam Comments”

  1. Hellooo, I’m Enni who wandered over here from a few other blogs. XD Goodness, these spam comments are absolutely bizarre but also hilarious. What a fun idea to write a post on it! 😀

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  2. Yes, I used to have a serious spam problem on my blog (one time I got 55 overnight) as well, and some of them were quite hilarious. I got at least five spam comments about microchips as well, and I would say they were even longer than two pages! I love how they try to personalize them without actually personalizing them, like the “I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject?” one. One person wanted me to write an e-book on some topic I wrote about! xD

    ~Colton

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  3. Oh my gosh hahah!!! That first one HAS to be one of my all-time favorites. 😂 What a hoot!
    Thanks for doing a series like this! It’s so much fun to see what spam commenters will think will get them clicks. 😀

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