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Adventures in Spam Comments

I told y’all this would be a new series. And here I am for another installment for Adventures in Spam Comments. It took me a bit (the last one was in December) because I wanted to gather a lot together.
Cream Typewriter Writer Business CardDiamond, another wonderful blogger, actually gave me a couple suggestions. I’ll show you the ones she gave me first! Thanks for this! 😊

Hello mates, pleasant paragraph and fastidious arguments commented at this place, I am really enjoying by these.
~fatcountry

This one is so funny. First of all, “mates” is just a fun word. And fat country? Okay, I don’t know if it’s just how he is or if he’s truly in the country and he eats too much fried chicken.

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Thanks for your publication. I also believe that laptop computers have gotten more and more popular lately, and now are usually the only type of computer utilized in a household. This is due to the fact that at the same time that they are becoming more and more very affordable, their processing power keeps growing to the point where they’re as robust as desktop out of just a few years ago.

~Free Birthday Stuff

The best part about this one is I wasn’t talking about technology. Of. Any. Kind. This was on my collaboration with Maggie I did a while back! 😛 Also, affordable? A MacBook is like 1K. Ah nah.

WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for liaison

~finance after brexit

This was on my post “Why People Hate the Idea of Christianity.” Again, huh. And liaison?

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Wait, what? XD.

I’m really enjoying the design and layout of your website. It’s a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more pleasant for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a developer to create your theme? Excellent work!

~Hairstyles

Well, thank you. *fixes bowtie* But, isn’t that phrase typically used for “he/she is easy on the eyes”? I mean, maybe that’s just me. And to answer the question, no developers here. I created it!

And just because I love it so much: here is another by the same author.

great points altogether, you simply gained a brand new reader. What would you suggest about your post that you made some days ago? Any positive?

~Hairstyles

Woah, a new reader? *claps for self* I guess I am glad! I’m not sure about the question. I don’t know what it means. 😛 That is usually the case with spam comments.

Affordable Health Insurance, Cancer Insurance, Critical Illness and Dental Insurance. *LINK*

~Abdul Taddei

There was a link but I left it out for privacy and safety purposes. But, I’ll totally click it later, spammer friend. *wink wink* Thank you, but I have insurance.

Guns, God. Ya know. I’m a Texan.

To all the people that just freaked out: yes, I have actual insurance.

Does your website have a contact page? I’m having trouble
locating it but, I’d like to send you an e-mail. I’ve got
some ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing.
Either way, great blog and I look forward to seeing it develop over time.

~private instagram viewer review

That name is a mouthful. I kinda like it. And yes, my site includes a contact page. It’s on the menu by everything else. 🙂

Many thanks for this article. I would also like to state that it can often be hard when you find yourself in school and starting out to establish a long credit history. There are many scholars who are simply just trying to survive and have a long or good credit history can often be a difficult factor to have.

~Hairstyles

This guy or girl was on a role. (I have added three so far, but there are more!) And interesting thing. This was on the interview with Maggie, not talking about any money, business, or…school. So, did it have anything to do with anything? Nope. But it still got me a laugh.

Also, see that interview here. It seems to be a great place for spammer comments. It is a great post. 😉

I like this blog its a master peace ! .

~Shaunna Desrosiers

This is my favorite by far. (In my unbiased opinion, of course).

*goes through three more by Hairstyles*

Ah, a new author.

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?

~Free Stuff

Hey, Free Stuff! What’s free? I want free stuff. 😛 And again, it’s the interview. No video. I’m glad someone thinks I’m smart. *waves to all my imaginary spammer friends*


I hope you enjoyed this post as much as I did writing it. There will be even more coming soon! ❤ Don’t forget to check out my new video with my friend, here. And my Valentine’s Day sale here.

 

25 thoughts on “Adventures in Spam Comments”

  1. Haha! Yeah! You can really get a laugh out of it when you aren’t the person that fell for suspicious links and stuff like that. Thanks for addressing this subject!

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